beaten senseless
i'm getting used to the horrendous imam who wakes me up at 5 am.  it's scary that he's at it before the earliest birds. i'm figuring the  birds have given up on being the dawn-breakers since this dude beats  them to the punch and has amplification on his side.
there is life here that i had forgotten about. the grit and grime and  rawness of existence here is something the residents have become  innured to. it's making me feel alive, in that way the meat-packing  district makes you feel at 6am, just before the carcasses are  washed away but after the stench of blood and guts has pervaded the  atmosphere so you feel like an entity has to be quelled with every step  you take. that's india - the entity that needs to be quelled at every  step. the land of ten thousand irritants, each one more aggressive than  the last. but even here things are being squashed by mall culture and  road-a-holics. there are more roads and flyovers than i remember, and  it seems like there are only going to be more.
i could easy get used to this place and forget about my previous  existence. it's beginning to happen already, and it's only been 6 days.  SIX days! Feels like i've been here for an eternity already, but i've  only been unemployed and out of the uS for 6 days!!
there are obviously things that i would have to get used to. having a  servant who's constantly being polite to me is kinda strange and i'm  still not on the correct frequency to know how to behave with her. the  streets have no "footpath" (curb), and that's going to take some time  to navigate. walking in the middle of the street is something that  should come naturally though! actually there are several streets that  have footpaths, but they're almost never used. they're designed in a  very odd way - they're about a foot off the ground, so you have to step  up and down constantly; they're also quite irregular and have obstacles  that must be contended with: peddlers, trees, fences, adverts, etc.  basically they're pretty non-functional which is why they're avoided.
family and tradition and culture are the big things to get back in sync  with. i've been trying hard to keep my toes in line and put the best  foot forward, but i think i've already fucked up at least a couple of  times. yesterday we went to a traditional "vazha-elai" place (i.e.,  banana-leaf service) called Sanjeevaram. they serve you on a banana  leaf, which is a treat that cannot be described unless. when we were  kids we would salivate at the thought of having banana-leaf meals, and  it turns out that my little cousins still do. banana-leaf meals bridge  generations! at the end of our meal i grabbed something off my aunt's  leaf that she just left. that's definitely not kosher down here. i had  forgotten about the concept of "yecchai", which refers to eating in a  "polluted" way - kinda like double-dipping. i guess i knew it  subliminally, but my stomach overcame my cultural sensitivity!
family relationships are huge in the tam-bram community it seems. i  cannot stress enough just how deep these instincts run. but i'm a bit  unsure right now about whether this is systemic or just related to my  immediate family - are all tam-bram families so formal with each other?
chennai is adapting to "international" standards, whatever the fuck  that means. the immediate translation is mega malls, high-rises,  big-ass hotels, and glass hi-tech buildings. are these the  inevitabilities of economic progress? as long as we're doing business  with the US we're going to try to emulate them in every way possible.  my relatives seem to think that the small guys will be able to survive  regardless. i'm not so sure. i think that there will be rules  instituted in the next 5-7 years where street peddling is licensed and  limited to specific zones. a giuliani-zation of chennai if you will.  nyc's pushcarts went the way of horse-drawn carriages, even though the  masses on the ground thought that they could never be quelled. the  fruit ladies, the flower girls, the paper-wallah, the knife sharpener,  they're they heart and soul of an indian existence, and i fear that  they'll be swallowed up whole like gold jewellery was by fashion  trinkets. here's my prediction: by 2010 there will be a movement by the  local governments to start clearing out the pushcarts and "upgrading"  the system. bicycles and human-powered vehicles will go teh way of the  bullock carts and cows. (incidentally, what *did* happen to all those  cows and goats that were loitering around the city constantly? how did  a thousand cows and goats get moved away so completely?) mall culture  will take over and people will buy the vast majority of their produce  from stores, instead of pushcarts. you can see it happen already - it's  easier to find parking in front of stores, so my father decides that's  where he'll go to buy whatever he needs. the pushcart vendors can't  compete with "free shampoo with your purchase over Rs. 300. their  marginalization has, i think, started in a very subtle way. the  argument that the underclass and pooor will still have to buy from the  pushcarts is going to start fading away. even the poorest person will  be buying from something that resembles a small wal-mart. no, not  resembles, it'll BE walmart. i can see it now - all the cheap labor  here fuels the likes of walmart who can buy massive quantities of  produce at ridiculously low prices. and they'll throw in a free packet  of shampoo to boot! have we heard this story somewhere before?
what are my chances of being wrong? i think reasonably slim. the  transformation is already beginning. the lower income brackets aspire  to be middle class. and the middle class increasingly consumes from  brick-and-mortar rather than wood and wheel. there's one more thing  that's already beginning to help make the transition. there are fewer  and fewer footpaths for the vendors to set up on. so where are they  going to peddle from? there's a guy on royapettah high-road who sells  peanuts from a tiny median on a 5-way intersection. that'll go away in  another few years. there's a chance that i'm way off, and the reason is  pondy bazaar, a street packed with 3 layers of vendors: the permanent  brick-and-mortar shops, the quasi-permanent street vendors on the  footpaths, and the nomadic pushcarts and walking hawkers. and they're  all competing with the same product marketed to different segments.  there's a glass-front BATA store with air conditioning and salesguys  that call you ma'am and sir, and right outside is the footpath vendor  who's selling nike, reebok and bata knockoffs, and just beyond him is  the hawker with bags of flip-flops. you'd need a really big sieve to  filter all of this competition down to a single mall-type storefront.  but that's the sort of thing that walmart is really good at. let's talk  again in 2010 and see where things are at.
there are three sure-fire money-makers in chennai right now:  restaurants, wellness businesses (hospitals, clinics, pharmacists,  alternative healers), and religious outlets (gurus, temples, churches,  evangelists). restaurants are understandable - we've got to eat, and  madrasi culture loves to eat! wellness, on the other hand, is just  plain odd. across the street from my parents' place is a renal  laboratory. next door is a clinic. down the street is an ayurvedic  clinic. next to that is another clinic advertising "asthma, arthritis  and digestive disorder" cures. in a 1km stretch anywhere in the city  there are at least 4 clinics or health centers. i used to think the US  was hypochondriac. chennai (i don't know about the rest of india just  yet) puts the US to shame. there's more quackery here than a pond-full  of ducks in a kellogg wellness institution. you name it they've got it,  but only if there's no accountability for it: reiki, pranic healing,  energy healing, vastu. the crap just keeps building. the best part is  that i have at least one family member directly connected to each of  these areas of bogusness. it's fascinating that the population here has  completely given up on taking care of themselves and have put their  lives into the hands of snake-oil salesmen. maybe it has always been  the case here and i've just never noticed? i'll leave out the debate of  whether the US's staunch squashing of all things alternative to  maintain some untenable form of accountability is better than this stew  of dubious solutions! the religious/spiritual connection is taking root  everywhere in the world, but not in a healthy way at all. there is a  minority propounding grand unity and true inter-faith peace, but for  the most part the rest of the gang is quite divisive. that's the only  way the leaders of these movements gain respect and a following i  suspect - controversy sells! and indians love an argument.
in the next few days i'll have a view into the slightly seedier parts  of town and let's see if they mimic the middle-class strangeness of  tam-bram society.
                                        
                                        
                                        


